JESUS IS MY FRICKIN’ SAVIOR
When did class go out of style?
I was just wonderin’
When did mothers start telling kids to “frickin’ shut up” in the parking lot on the way to church?
And when did fathers start wearing in public T-shirts that say, “Fuck you.”
When did TV decide a good show on the air waves should be about how the devil is just a good guy with baggage?
When did it become accepted that our politicians tell whatever lies they want because it is “election season?”
When did every religion have its own Bible; each saying something different? Who changed the wording in them? And why do people still call it the “word of God,” if it says so many differing things?
When did the middle finger become the only gesture we use when driving?
When did people become so inconsiderate of each other as to not even pay attention on a highway, driving 70 mph, weaving between cars, driving a plastic and steel missile too fast to be controlled and then texting, or phoning, or applying makeup, or drinking and not even caring that we are putting everyone else on the road in jeopardy of being killed?
When did your political party become the yardstick by which you are judged to be good or evil?
When did men and boys begin showing their ass to everyone by wearing their pants as if they just got out of prison, and when did parents allow their kids to leave the house looking as they do?
When did teenage boys decide the right thing to do is make the old lady move out of the way when you want to walk down the sidewalk, and when did the strongest get to take the seat on a bus?
When did it become weak to negotiate rather than bomb a city?
When did it become acceptable to do nothing about hungry children because “I work my ass off and don’t feel I should give to the lazy and stupid?”
And when did Christians decide greed was good, brown people were rapists, black people were thugs, Asians are our enemies, starving children are not our concern, only our religion is true, homosexual is bad, abortion is bad, birth control is bad, rendering to Caesar is bad, blessing the meek is bad, it is OK to lie, cheat , steal, disrespect everyone including your parents, violence is good, as long as we say out loud in public at least once a week that, “Jesus is my frickin’ savior.”
When did enough people in this country become so classless that they would elect Donald Trump to run for president?